pop quiz, hotshots*Question 1: Who uttered the following quote to Eunice today: "You're so beautiful. You're just so beautiful. I just want to put you some place where I could just stare at you all day long." a. One of the students at work trying to get out of a timeout b. The insanely cute Starbucks barista she's long admired from afar c. The insanely old man in a suit at the gas station d. A garden gnome Question 2: What did Eunice feel like doing after hearing the above from [answer to Question 1] ? a. Cry from sheer happiness. b. Get her hearing checked. And her eyesight. c. ROTFLHAO d. Bathe in Lysol. Repeatedly. Question 3: Is the following statement True or False? Despite popular belief that she was either exaggerating some previous incidents or that they were all due to pure coincidence, it turns out Eunice really does attract creepy old men while at the same time repelling twentysomething attractive ones. I guess I don't have to include an answer key with this because Question 3 pretty much gave the other answers away... though I'm sure no one was expecting anything good to come of this quiz, knowing that this is me we're talking about. But still, COME ON! IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE! I have just suffered the indignity of the creepickiest thing ever said to me, from the oldest man to ever say it (though impeccably dressed and driving a fantastic car... which doesn't make it any better at all.) Blech. * Reference from Speed, the movie... in case you couldn't tell from the fact that I normally don't use words like 'hotshot. If you haven't seen this movie, you absolutely must. It's absolutely classical. | 
